Got a son's birthday coming up and a daughter who may get a college acceptance today. Plus bills, of course.

#PBPitch THE LITTLE TEACHER: A class of grownups gathers to learn "important stuff" from an unexpected educator: Little Teacher, a 5-year-old who knows what's *really* important in life. The class comes away realizing: "You can learn a lot from a Little!"

10 Commandments!! #soletitbewritten #soletitbedone

I helped orchestrate my school's Easter egg hunt. The eggs we got had toys in them, including these guys. I'm no expert on the holiday, but aren't these a little off-message?

Imagining destinations already. #ZeroIsNowBoarding #Sweepstakes Pepsi JetBlue

Nicely put.

The ideal man: He loves his country, but hates half the people in it. He goes to church on Sunday, then dines at Hooters to look at sexy women with lust in his heart. He manspreads on trains, weds a woman he can dominate, and gives guns to his kids as gifts. What a catch!

I was just thinking this today!

My daughter gave a knockout performance at her final senior show tonight (original 1-act plays), and my son couldn't stop praising her. Can I just end the week now so I can bathe in the moment for a few days?

It's Sunday. Have a bumblebee butt moment.

All this.

It's Monday. Bee happy.

Theo's Christmas was a disaster! Definitely not like the awesome times he sees on his friends' social media posts. But when he finds out the truth about those pics, Theo realizes his imperfect holiday was magical in its own way. Find out why in "#BESTCHRISTMASEVER." #PBPitch.

RIVVY RYAN HATES CHANGE. She really does. A tuna sandwich instead of her usual lunch fare, a substitute teacher, even a simple furniture move can ruin her day. Why can't everything stay the same? And what happens when Rivvy's wish comes true? #PBPitch

Disast-o-Rama! That's what Theo's Christmas was, and seeing the awesome holiday photos on his friends' social media doesn't help his mood. But when he learns the truth about those perfect pics, Theo realizes he was actually the one who had the #BESTCHRISTMASEVER. #PBPitch #kidlit

If I accomplish nothing else this school break week (and I really haven't), at least I took a step closer to a bucket list goal and submitted a picture book pitch to #PBParty and #PBPitch. For a lifelong procrastinator, this is huge. Thanks for the opportunity!

TFW you come up with a great PB idea the day after #PBParty and #PBPitch. Deep sigh.

Introducing my next guest in the #GrowYourWriting Creator series: @LisaLJRogers Enter Lisa's giveaway to win a Non-rhyming picture book critique (less than 700 words.) Winner announced 3/4! 🎶Comment on the blog post: tinyurl.com/GYWLisaRogers 🎶Retweet 🎶Tag a friend!

Just submitted to #50PreciousWords. It just came out of nowhere. I feel like a part of my brain is slowly blinking awake. Thank you, Vivian Kirkfield, for the nudge. #kidlit

I just told Nimmo to hit a 3-run homer to make it a nice 9-0 lead in the 4th...and he did. Please save that new Grimace seat for me, New York Mets, thank you ever so. SNY