I consumed an ungodly amount of vodka last night. I was meant to watch my new friend Brick Turpin ‘s documentary on English houses. I sit here now hungover and am currently watching it. It’s banging, very interesting.

Today on twitter: Deen has a nightmare 24 hours on socials, Restore smearing begins in earnest and psycho who murdered his family at a hockey game’s twitter history gets dug through. You’re welcome TL.

Today on twitter: Piers Morgan loses a debate to another influencer, Elijah crashout continues, Restore have started to become buzzword central and in better news…. Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested! Enjoy this one TL CREDIT - Clown World ™ 🤡 and Buitengebieden

Today on Twitter: A monkey called Punch basically nicked everyone’s hearts, Prince Andrew is out and the photo suggests he got double and possibly even triple teamed in custody…..and President Trump promises to release all files related to UFO’s. Which can only mean:

Can’t miss a place you’ve never bin - Captain Malcolm Reynolds.

Such an underrated show Nathan Fillion #firefly

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I think I may be onto something here:

This article is unintentionally hilarious. Come back to Twitter Will Stancil please I won’t even dunk on you…..that much.

Wow. Seeing the oppression Olympics playing out in real time is so crazy. It’s like we are back in 2014. I wonder who wins this one? Progressive stack in action.

This picture aged……poorly.

Whatever side of the aisle you are on, politically speaking there are only two parties that have genuine momentum at the moment: Restore and Greens. The Tory collapse will continue, Labour are truly doomed, Reform are stagnating and Lib Dem’s are an afterthought. #Byelection

This becomes more relevant over time. Credit ZukaZealanee

Chefs backs you guys

Chads new single.

England is my city.

Small, perky tits.

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I’d be a lot more sympathetic to the Transgender ‘Community’ if every Non-Binary person I’ve ever met wasn’t such a ponderous cunt. Being different doesn’t mean you become allergic to manners.