The sad truth I realized today is that even 10 years ago I was too old for Chris D'Elia

Kinda basic

I'm a mess.

Happy Halloween! First Halloween at the black house.

Innsmouth Portraits by Joshua Hoffine. Makeup effects by Anthony Kosar. #horror #photography

Exercise in decay. #artistsontwitter #digitalart #horror #イラスト

Hey dooodzzz let’s not just do Encino Man 2! How’ bout Son In Law 2? @disneyplus can I get some butter please!!!! Let’s do this Disney! #sequel #soninlaw2 #encinoman2 #makeithappen

Okay booyah

All I want is for Tom Brady come in with a weak One True Three just to see how booyah would react. I bet he’d be a lot nicer than he was to Ming Chen #MyRealNameIsntTom #BradyTESD

I believe Brian Quinn to be just a little extra. Please RT if you agree.

This showed up in my memories today.. Three years ago I made this cake. It was the coolest/tastiest birthday cake I've ever had. Black velvet and red velvet. Nutella buttercream. I don't even like cake. Bryan Johnson booyah Brian Quinn

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

And maybe it is.

How can people eat mushrooms for fun?

Come and get em 🌭 #hot #dog #transformation #swimsuit #old #gay #lgbt

I'm watching Narcos, but I'm so very distracted that Pablo Escobar's son already shows male-pattern baldness.