afternoon, all.

Afternoon, all.

Happy 62nd Birthday Weird Al Yankovic! Born Alfred Matthew Yankovic on October 23rd 1959 in Downey, CA., this Lovable Artist and Comedian Has Been Making Us Laugh Since the 1970s! Alfred Yankovic #WeirdAlYankovic #Artist #Music #Comedian #Legend Al Yankovic

I don't know who needs to hear this, so I'm just gonna keep my mouth shut until someone asks for my opinion

Boss, “How good are you at Power Point?” Me, “I excel at it.” Boss, “Was that a Microsoft Office pun?” Me, “Word.”

Actor James Michael Tyler, who played Central Perk barista Gunther on “Friends,” has died at age 59. His manager said Tyler died Sunday at home from prostate cancer. He'd first been diagnosed in 2018. apne.ws/nAXRX9A

Morning, all.

"The more I expect, the more unhappy I am going to be. The more I accept, the more serene I am." - Michael J. Fox

Afternoon, all,

Co-worker: why so quiet today? Me: because if I say it out loud it becomes premeditated. #MyFavorites

Morning, all.

what i do on the calculator app is between me And God

A slice of cake first and then I'll make plans for the weekend.

Hey all.

Morning, all.

RIP 😩💔🪦

❤

Can't decide if this is a real groaner or super clever. Maybe a bit of both?

When someone on a game sends you a message saying “hello beautiful,” the natural thing to do is of course to fall immediately in love and hand over your bank balance. Alternatively you could ignore them and in your head tell them to piss off. Mmm decisions decisions. 😀

Oh shiz!