"Happy New Year! Who wants to get drunk, eh?"

"What."

"That could easily be said about you."

"Why? It's kinda sexy. And remember last time you got shot?"

"You just wanna get shirtless around me, huh?"

"And I'm not hearing any denials."

“I must /really/ have a thing for men who don’t die, fuck.”

"Maybe mentioning the corn dildo wasn't the best choice for the second meeting. Who knows."

FEAR.

“I am not afraid of ghosts.”

"Hey, how do you know if you're in a relationship."

All but body slams atop Tulio Cruzado to awaken him, despite there really being no reason to.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❝ 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥. ❞ ✨ – 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛. ✨ – 𝚖𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎. ✨ – 𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚖𝚎! ✨ – 𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍.

One tired, haggard-looking young woman entered the personal quarters, groaning with every dragging step she took across the room. She made a noise in acknowledgment of Tulio Cruzado’s presence, before promptly plopping onto their bed. “Mmf... tired and sore... hungry.”

“So now I'm standing on the overpass screaming at the cars, hey, I wanna get better.”

"—Like I don't mind if you ruin my life."

"You're always on my mind—You might be what I need. Actually."

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀❝ holy water boils in her presence. ❞ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀#mvrp 🖤 #ocrp — the result you get when you piss off a dying mermaid and she drowns in the river styx, the irony is not lost on her. so she just 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚 it.