This is a delayed grievance, but if you stole the Josh Howard Mavs bobblehead I bought Shane for his birthday off his doorstep I will find you and exact my revenge.

this drive would win 400 electoral college votes

Add me to the chorus of people pointing to this dissentmagazine.org/online_article…

Imagine flying to Germany to lose to the Panthers

Jake Bates is rapidly entering “I would die for you” territory

. Detroit Lions what’s Jake Bates’s Venmo

Aidan Hutchinson’s 7.5 sacks are fifth-most in the NFL through 10 weeks. He only played in five games.

got an interesting answer about the tennis balls ATP players have been complaining about - companies use worse material and the balls die in the air “like a shuttlecock”

Come join me, won’t you?

Breaking my Twitter absence to say: There will never be another like Zach Kram. He’s the best coworker, the best leader, the best writer, fact-checker, night-shift partner, and just the best the Ringer had to offer. Salute to the GOAT. On to the next challenge.

absolutely Free Palestine

This calls for a financially debilitating number of old fashioneds at the Black Cat

Imagine being stupid enough to let go of Claire. Incredible fumble. Can’t wait to see which publication is made better by her presence.

If you need a laugh this week, here's the first chapter of STUPID TV, BE MORE FUNNY. It's about all the influences that went into The Simpsons. Book's out tomorrow! theringer.com/2025/06/09/tv/…

hope she sees this, bro