Do you get a crush on every flight you go on?

Oomf and my dad are matching today

Ong my inner monologue read this as SHEEEEEESH

Just witnessed a New York networking event

4 years living in New York and it gets not only cuter but also more adorable by the second

Boys with mustaches are alright in my book

Tag yourself: iconic duos edition I’m the Italian nonna in the striped pants

Note to self: stop making scurvy jokes when a waiter brings you a water with lemon

My brain is so powerful

Me making my mom play Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks on repeat when I was 10

Oomf never forgets to floss

you will be bored of him in two years and we will be interesting forever

A concept Taylor Swift wouldn’t know if it bit her in the arse

About to study abroad in Miami for the weekend

Anti Phoebe Bridgers be like:

Your friend vs. your friend one month into a relationship

barbie is everything. he's just ken

me making direct eye contact with the person coming out of the bathroom stall im about to go into

girls the night before their birthday: