आत्मनिर्भर..!!

Out of the total 168 hours in a week, why's it such a debate when Narayana Murthy suggested one should devote 70 hours to work. I mean you're still left with almost 100 hours a week to rest, taste and waste!

Best of my 2023: To witness my child's (Misiki - meaning smile) birth. Worst of 2023: To witness Arbaaz Khan's son playing (awful) guitar during the marriage of his father with his stepmom. Nothing else could have made this year worse! Alas I'm with our daughter, our saviour!

The worst of 2023 is #oldmonk 180 ml being sold in plastic bottles. #ShameOnOldMonk

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Dear #NAVI if you guys cannot resolve this problem for the last 1 month, then I guess you guys should shut down your business and stop claiming whatever you do in your ads

#Oppenheimer made a whole country of #samurai warriors convert in a country of sissies I mean look at the Japanese people now, almost a country without any men and perhaps the most populous sissy country in the world (equal to #SouthKorea) Thank God I'm not a #Japanese

#CSKvsMI 6, 6, 6! The number of the beast! #ThalaDhoni

I always consider myself good for nothing ugly guy Thank God there's #hardikpandya

#Heeramandi is perhaps the most significant proof of #SanjayLeelaBhansali 's obsession with glorifying pimps Maybe he's got an ancestral trace in Kolkata's famous #Sonagachi

Dear APDCL AEGCL #ASEB my 14 months old daughter was not able to sleep 2 days back because of the 5 hours power cut in A. T. Road, Guwahati. And today till now (almost 3 hours of power cut) after a small rainfall she's again suffering. Is this your #smartcity ?

Imagine you being #SRK , the most popular superstar of India and Bollywood worldwide, and then you've such an ugly girl child. In fact she's the second most ugly girl celebrity child after Anil Kapoor's girl!

Continuously I watched all the episodes of Ramayan (DD) for more than 1.5 years, every night from 2022. And off late for the last 2 months I've been watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy every night. Is this only me, or are there similar people! #Ramayan #LordOfTheRings

#Maharaja is perhaps the most disgusting film I've ever watched in my life. Khek thu to the crooked writer of this Film. How can a person think and write such a disgusting film story. Maybe he/she is mentally restarted else he/she must have a disgusting family experience!

Latasil Bihu has been a part of our existence, but this year's visit to Latasil made my whole family vomit out of disgust. I mean we couldn't stand there for more than half an hour and had to move out because of the overwhelming presence of street food vendors #bihu2025 #bihu

#WATCH: 96-year-old puppeteer Bhimavva Doddabalappa Shillekyathara receives #PadmaShri award from President Droupadi Murmu for her contribution to the field of Art. (Video Source: President of India/YouTube)

Earphones 🎧 must 😂😂😂

Kohli is the only loser whom we compare with God Sachin I mean he's just an angry ah@le who could never ever dream of batting against the best of all time bowlers ever.

Put it on the front page of all the newspapers

Living in GUWAHATI 1 , using a 5g #Airtel sim in a #5G enabled phone. Yet the average download speed is around 1 to 2.4MB/S. Dear #Airtel please stop calling yourself a 5g provider when the actual speed is of a #3g network. Khek Thu!