Oh, he knows all about /choking/.

Dark side cookies are spectacular. Phasma makes the best ones. Hux's are terrible. He adds raisins.

She could learn it, too. If only she weren't so naïve and stubborn.

Eye rolls. Get over it, scavenger girl. Every dark lord has to attack temples and kill younglings at one point.

Fuck Hux™

Not in the kinky context.

The only reason Luke beat him in that duel was because he had the high ground™. He was literally sitting on a mountain.

What would she know about leadership? She's a nobody from Jakku. Whereas, he's a Skywalker, descended from a great lineage.

“Shut up.”

Oh, he does not underestimate her. He knows fully well how evenly-matched they are. And when she finally gets some sense into her head, his offer still stands.

“Is that a challenge?”

“I have no time to waste.”

So he thinks he knows him? x.com/resistorders/s…

Wanders around the Mega-class Star Destroyer, Supremacy, as Matt the Radar Technician.

It's humorous how he assumes the motives behind his actions. No. He didn't want to do it. He /had/ to. x.com/resistorders/s…

“I need to learn pod racing.”

/ kinda wanna make a rey

His Google searches include: — Pod racing — How to build your own protocol droid — How do you know if a girl is interested — Do long distance relationships work — Is My Chemical Romance coming back

“What the fuck are midichlorians?”

“Don't worry, I killed him.” x.com/InfinitusManus…