I know dat boi Salt used get put out of Sunday School

And sometimes you just have low iron

Why isn’t Renaissance at the Drive In that I can sing and watch my niece and cry in the privacy of my vehicle?

unfair me 🥹

I had this special on my iPod nano and this clip was and remains one of the best motivational speeches I’ve ever heard

Nobody: Jermaine Dupri:

Listening to my mother tell her friends all the Kate conspiracy theories I brought her from the timeline

WDYC: “The people that used to forget their PE clothes. That used to stand home Sports Day. That Inter School Sports was an off day”

These 3 couldn’t work out what this was until they unwrapped it and went on to save the wizarding world. There’s hope for my child yet…

Vaseline making watery lotion will never sit right with me

Soca Lovers and soca lovers alone. Take note. Short Pants and slippers season is back on Wednesday. #SSOM 🚁 🎶

Tongue Fu Master And Sizz not gonna play any of his 😂

Like work

What do you mean America's Sweethearts Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders is not a documentary on a cult?

The trainer’s taking us through stretches and says ‘turn over’ and I’m studying what time Carter’s Bakery opens 🥹

I know who hates to see me coming. Everyone. I’m very unpleasant.

people who ask “can I call you” are so sweet. Like obviously you cannot but so sweet 😭

Jamiroquai?!