Ladies before taking pictures tonight please have your spouse or friend do a “cameltoe” check and for guys check your “moose knuckle” please. 😂🤷🏽‍♂️😂🤷🏽‍♂️😂 #HappyNewYear2023

#DamarHamlim prayers for you, family, and your team. #Bills

Forget the bars and clubs, the #WIC office in our building is hitting hard today. #SingleMomsNeedLoveToo 😂😂😂

Thought about going to Friday’s game at the #AlamoDome but remembered the late 90s and early 2000s #Spurs games and how awful of a venue it was for #NBA games. So I’ll go ahead and pass and avoid the 60,000 people.

Mass shooting in Cali, 10 dead 10 others injured shooter found dead due to self inflicted #Prayers

.George Lopez bro don’t come to SA no one wants you here #ftp meaning you

#JaMorant gotta decide if he wants to be gansta or NBA player. You can’t have both. ESPN @NBAonTNT You have responsibilities to the team, ownership, & fans. Gang signs & guns is so 1990s. #memphis #grizzlies

Please explain to me why revving your engine and doing a burn out on a small ass parking lot is necessary, especially at a #Starbucks. Guys it doesn’t extend the length or thickness of your pen*s. Trust me, I’ve tried it. 😂😂😂

When Amazon meets UPS #sanantoniotx

Last week I was victim of a random shooting & the #Yeti stopped the bullet. It keeps drinks cold & saves lives. YETI News 4 San Antonio FOX SA KSAT 12 KENS 5 #SanAntonio Love my Yeti but it’s no longer any good.

Be careful out there. CPS Energy is not calling people to give you a rebate or money back on your credit/debit card. tiktok.com/t/ZTR76n3ua/ News 4 San Antonio KENS 5 KSAT 12 FOX SA

#Irina’s face from #LoveIsBlind looks like #ManuelNoriega

#LoveisBlind Irina- “You look like a cartoon character” Zack- “I know” Bro she said you look like a cartoon character, that’s not a compliment. He should have said she looks like Manuel Noriega.

Damn #Zack got the baddie to say yes. #Bliss I’ll pick up the pieces if he fumbles the bag.

Why y’all gotta shoot up San Antonio’s #Coachella? 😂😂😂 #Fiesta #Fiesta2023 #MarketSquare

You can’t be popping bottles in the club/bar on the weekends and during the week be sitting at the #WIC office looking for milk for your baby’s bottle. You are popping the wrong bottles boo boo. #Facts #Truth

My 6 year old daughter be singing in the back of the #Tahoe that song by Miley Cyrus #Flowers & singing “I can buy myself flowers, write my name in the sand”. Girl be quite you barely can wipe your butt after pooping. #SincerlyDad 🤷🏽‍♂️😂🤷🏽‍♂️😂