GET OUT OF NEW YORK CITY!!!

Anyone know where I can find a geek bar asking for a friend

Platoon 27 is inviting all Barstool North Scott to dome

Fuck Oregon

I’m ornery

Happy Veterans Day to me #betterfuckingthankme

I need a beer asap

Thank you for the burrito Bennett Stirtz

What a run for the belt boys🥹🥹🥹 Xavier Barstool

Happy thanksgiving to all my guys at foxhole and fuck you ADM Barstool

Fuck u ADM Barstool

By the way Yonger Bastida is an illegal alien, so the fact that Iowa State even has him on their team is crazy Unamerican. He needs to be deported U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement

3 weeks until winter break. #FuckMyLife

I’m ready for some honey whiskey after a long day #whensfriday

I’m sick of seeing all these interior decorators BarstoolWHS go home

Me and my guys at foxhole could use some honey whiskey asap #horny #tits

Fuck Miami I’m orney #fucktravis #ineedabeer

Whoever is in Canada fuck u stay there fuck u pussy #travisjasper

Only thing I hate more then Linn Marr is people in Canada #fuckutravis