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Spacetime Modification Weapon guy

@sgtmike2

Rocket scientist ordinaire. Constantly embarrassing my patient wife @heytrace.

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calendar_today11-08-2009 13:13:27

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While I would never use my grade for pleasure, profit, or personal safety, apparently if I make joke about people being late need to bring donuts, it becomes an unofficial rule.

Mike Beauvais (@mikebeauvais) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen heads into Sunday’s game with the Miami Dolphins trailing OJ Simpson by one rushing touchdown for the second-most in franchise history at 57. Allen also trails Simpson by one in the category of double homicide.”

“Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen heads into Sunday’s game with the Miami Dolphins trailing OJ Simpson by one rushing touchdown for the second-most in franchise history at 57. Allen also trails Simpson by one in the category of double homicide.”
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“I don’t give a fuck what the Medieval Church said, he was a holy dog is what he was! he was martyred, went to heaven, and interceded before God on behalf of sick peasants who prayed to him! and in this house, St Guinefort is a good boy and a true saint! End of story!”

“I don’t give a fuck what the Medieval Church said, he was a holy dog is what he was! he was martyred, went to heaven, and interceded before God on behalf of sick peasants who prayed to him! and in this house, St Guinefort is a good boy and a true saint! End of story!”
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ICYMI: MAGA fanfic pawned off as legit scoops have been a regular feature on X this cycle thebulwark.com/p/online-right…