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In prep for my BBQ tomorrow featuring Happy-ish cop (thank you for these beauties below) 👌 • Decking sanded & painted • Food prepped • Grass Cut & Strimmed • Shed painted • 2x Wheel barrows bleached/cleaned & ready for beer storage in cold water/ice • Sonas speakers charged👌

Absolutely outstanding Mr Happy-ish cop Elsa loved it thank you 🙏

I really hope this Australia move works out because the weekend I’ve just had has only pushed me more to believe I have the best group of friends I could ask for 🙏 #blessed For now, the hound has volunteered to assist me in eating these Lamb Shanks in Red Wine Sauce🍗 🍷 👌 🐶

BBQ at mine yesterday and left my phone alone to mingle, cook & bet my beersy beersy on 🍻 Checked my photos today 169 selfies of Happy-ish cop 🤦‍♂️ 🤳

Right - I don’t “out” many pages on here because quite frankly Twitter isn’t the place to educate those who don’t want to be or can’t be educated However- Happy-ish cop has made a promise after turning down a lads man date to see #Ballerina with the below so I want to see action😎🥩

Officially put in my letter of resignation ✍️ While it has its challenges, I do love the job still & refuse to aim kicks at it when I leave. I was blessed to have worked with some incredible people who are quite frankly heroes 🙏 Feels very very real now ☔️🇬🇧✈️🇦🇺☀️🌊🦘

Little pre flight wake me up before my flight to Lanza - Made that word up. It’s mine, thanks 😎 ☔️ 🇬🇧 ✈️ 🇪🇸 ☀️ 🍻 🍹 🕺

Landed safe and sound troops 👌 ☀️ 🍻

Diet is out the window so this is likely the last photo (promise 😎) due to🍻☀️ Have a lovely weekend all 🙏

Getting more grief over my lack of tan than these lot with their G & T

You’d think at my age I’d know better for heavens sake 🤦‍♂️ 🥹 ☀️

Head is burnt Shoulders are burnt Legs are burnt Ego is shot But the show must go on folks 😀🍻☀️

Numbers dwindling. Officers unhappy. Pay and pensions hammered. Buildings falling apart. Dread to see this once great force in a decade from now “Leaks and crumbling ceilings: Met says half its buildings face closure” bbc.com/news/articles/…

If you’re a politician that doesn’t understand what this means, let me explain. That’s two London Boroughs with no Police Officers to respond to any kind of emergency whatsoever. It’s not like we’ve been saying this for years though is it? Policing is broken. #ThinBlueLine 🚨

Nice surprise to come back to work to

Sent out a “works goodbye drinks email” to a few friends Shocking to see most have replied with a “Yes I’ll be there - but only to make sure you get on that plane” 😂

A moped on false plates was speeding dangerously through North London — narrowly missing pedestrians. Specially trained police drivers used ‘tactical contact’ to safely stop the vehicle and the rider was arrested for several offences, including theft and dangerous driving.

Two days before I depart for the beautiful 🇦🇺 life…… Happy-ish cop is cooking me and a few close friends of ours a #HogRoast birthday gift with the trimmings BBQ ☀️ 🍻 🍹 Don’t mean to brag or anything - but my friends are the best 🙏

Just rang one of the lads - Him - “No time to talk. Whippy man is outside. I’m just getting me 99 and flake. Call you back after” as he’s full on sprinting / panting after the van He’s a fully grown man by the way 😂 ** Yes I am jealous 🥹 🍦