😅😂😅😂 debate on Good Morning Britain about buying £5 ice creams been too expensive “choose your favourite child and teach the others a lesson”

Catastrophic Implosion of a submersible explained: When a submarine hull collapses, it moves inward at about 1,500 miles per hour - that’s 2,200 feet per second. The time required for complete collapse is 20 / 2,200 seconds = about 1 millisecond. A human brain responds

We said watch this space.... here is a statement from the new boss. Welcome back Joe great to have you on board again. More confirmed signings coming shortly... keep your eyes on the post.

A new signing for the Poachers. A warm welcome to Jack Griffin! 🔵🟡

We welcome the return of Jonny, he bought a lot to the field last season, excited to have you aboard Jonny. Another announcement later this evening.

Belting result

After a solid start to the pre-season campaign we welcome Louth Town FC to the Barrett Steel Stadium on Saturday with a 3pm K/O.

Another great signing for the gaffer today, we welcome a very talented Lewis wisdom-Lockwood to the Barrett Steel Stadium.

The gaffer gives his thoughts on last weeks game and he's view ahead of tomorrow's game against Louth Town FC with a 3pm k/o. The u15's start the day of football with a 9:30am k/o, the Dev squad follow with a 11:45am k/o. Look forward to seeing you at the Barrett Steel Stadium.

How tonight’s opponents lineup ⚽️

🔵 0-1 🔴 A great run from Jonny ends in a stretched save from the Winterton keeper, very unlucky not to be level #UTP

🔵 4-3 ⚪️ A winning end to Pre-season for the boys in a game of two very different halves, Plenty of positives to take from the Pre-season, League action begins next Saturday at home to Eccleshill United FC 👊🏻 #UTP

⚽️ 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 ⚽️ It’s finally time… We are back in Macron NCEL action this weekend and we host Eccleshill United FC at the new Barrett Steel Stadium. Come down and support the lads as they start the season 🫡 🎟️ £6 Adults, £3 Concessions, U16 Free 🏟️ DN17 2TQ 🔵🟡 #UTP

⚽️ 𝑴𝑨𝑻𝑪𝑯𝑫𝑨𝒀 Today we host Nostell Miners Welfare FC in the FA Vase. All support for the lads today is greatly appreciated! 🎟️ £6 Adults, £4 Concessions ⏰ 15:00 🏟️ Barrett Steel Limited Stadium, DN17 2TQ Matchday sponsor: Trent Valley Electrical Services part of Ongo 🔵🟡 #UTP

📻 Busy show from 2 on Beverley FM ⚽️🏉🏏🏀🏈🥎 Covering all things #LocalSport including build up to all the local games and reports from the Beverley Town FC game plus a featured interview with Beverley Town Ladies manager Steven Graham!

Fantastic support ! Thanks guys

🏆 Match day for the poachers as we make the journey to Ramsbottom United in the Izuzu FA Vase! 💷 A reminder that Ramsbottom’s ground is CASH ONLY 🎟️ Adults £9, Concessions £5 ⏰ 15:00 🏟️ Harry Williams Riverside Stadium, BL0 0BS #UTP

Celebrations are led by our young lads behind the goal!

🔜 Back in action tomorrow night at the Barrett Steel Limited stadium! We welcome Skegness Town FC in the Lincs County Cup 🗓️ 21/11 ⏰ 19:45 🎟️ £6 Adults, £4 Concessions, U16 Free 🏟️ Barrett Steel Stadium, DN17 2TQ #UTP

Proud to see the effort from all involved. Small ways we can give back to local people