You've heard of elf on a shelf now it's time for.....

When people run to nft twitter & web 3 again during bull run. It's going to be very refreshing to be ones here the whole time leading the way.

pov: you have to see your family on thanksgiving after shilling them crypto last year

Seymour // -696.eth CrashTestNFT Was it the snipe of a century? You tell me. #CTJR

Seymour // -696.eth CrashTestNFT Shit's thin AF Get yer rider while they cheap!

A few more pickups CrashTestNFT 🔥🔥 #TheGreatRiderRevolution #JoyrideOrDie

Shout out to the new team at CrashTestNFT ✊ We are stoked for your project & as such have decided to scoop & giveaway Joyrider #3740. 🤍☁️ To enter: 1. Like & RT 2. Follow cartoons & CrashTestNFT 3. Tag 3 Friends👇 Draw in 48 hrs. #NFT #NFTGiveaway #NFTCommunity

Congrats to the recent give away winners tjube @TWXNTY3BRICKS !! Welcome to Crashtest Joyride! Another shoutout to cazacu🌺😼☠️ for winning a custom derivitive by the one and only Herb Who's joining the ride next? #CTJR

Yooo wanted to show support to BeNFT and the KILLABEARS 🐻 community. You guys are awesome and I am officially a co-daddy of this KB and bit. Much love let’s continue to grow and build. Shoutout to the other dads. You know who you are!

Ayooo! New joy rider acquired - shouts my guy heist.eth 🤝 Excited to join CrashTestNFT fam 🌸 LFG!

We’ll start from the lowest price to the highest… The current #CTJR floor sits at 0.051 and at 0.14 you’ll find this 5 trait naked mummy with happy eyes. Naked mummies are top tier, showing their complete wrap job! 🤩

Keep scrolling and you’ll hit this joyrider ice cream hat. 1 of 5 listed, and only 11 in the entire collection. Listed for 0.220 🍨

Yeah, we got more. As the skittles king, this is quite the anomaly for me. “Some men just want to watch the world burn” - the joker Secret skittles (rarest bg) listed for .288

Getting to my personal favorite trait of the entire collection… SUPER RAINBOW VOMIT. Who else is doing this? No one. And look how beautiful it is. 8 in the whole collection. Listed price - 0.375

Reminder: If you check your Turkey’s temp at two points while it bakes, then Newton’s Law of Cooling can tell you what time your turkey will reach 165°. Here’s a pic from 2013 when my math grad school friends and I did the calculation. It predicted 6:30 and was almost perfect.

Happy Thanksgiving Riders! We are more than thankful to be in the position we are in with the opportunity to continue building this project. We want to say THANK YOU to this community for continuing to show support, we would not be able to do this without you. 1/3

Damn the SBF fluff pieces are getting out of hand

TURKEY IS MID