Corporate Friday survival tip: If you can’t solve it by 12pm, it’s officially a Monday problem

finally made it to the weekend after fighting for my life the whole week

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

March drained me in every way, financially, emotionally, mentally, physically and spiritually. April must compensate me.

This month’s salary feels like “view once”

Nobody - Me - “HELLOOOOOO ON A STRAIGHT LINE. ON A STRAIGHT LINE. ON A STRAIGHT LINE”.

that mini corporate phase where you don’t even care about your office outfits anymore… 😭😭

When someone who's not my manager tries to tell me what to do at work

This life is really funny I went back to watch “This is it” series and I just realized Stan Nze and Bimbo Ademoye were the ones in the movie Now, they are better known than the lead actors in the series No one really knows tomorrow

Chai.

Switching from WiFi to LTE cause I'm impatient

If na before, I go don order food 😪

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

That phase in employment when you start wondering how people do this shit for 40+ years<<<

All I think about is buy buy buy buy buy like please

I love that full hips that starts growing immediately you turn 26.

Oh I’m such an “I don’t know person” when I don’t want to talk. You will ask me the most easiest question and my answer will be I don’t know.😭

I really can’t stand people with zero sense of urgency. like move!! Stand up!! Be snappy!! don't be slow omg😭

Another pandemic?? Make I go buy ring light I go too dance on TikTok ehh