Please disregard my previous post. Some nefarious na'er-do-well clearly hacked my account in an injudicious attempt to embarrass me. Space Detective LaFemme is a fine public servant and my feelings for her are, you know, whatever. Coolsies. #strictlyprofessional #coolsies.

Please forgive my recent hiatus. My merits secured me an important position at Aunt Berthatrude's Brokerage House. It is a demanding role requiring long hours and sharp attention. I look forward to finding out the specifics when I finally go in after vacation. #hustle and #grind

The Panza Corporation Solstice Party was a blast. I'm still picking glass out of my feet.