passive aggressive flirting

"Got it. I'm on it! These aliens are gonna have to go through me to get to... this... to get to Earth!"

"I mean, if this was a real scenario, I /totally/ would. Well, if Rick hadn't made me promise not to meddle in your planet's affairs..."

"With these buttons here? Oh! I got one! I think? It just blinked out if existence, that's not very realistic."

"I'm /having/ fun! Look, I got two more! That's right, space invaders! Kiss my ass! Haha!"

"I could do this all day! Hahahahaha! Look at those suckers! Yeah that's right! You're all gonna burn!"

Completely focussed on their game. They feel so alive!

"I'm having /fun/! I'm having a /lot/ of fun! Yeeeaahhhh!"

"What do you mean?" Breathlessly. "I'm kicking ass! These invaders have gotta be killed! Yeah! Why waste time unifying, right? Hahaha, woo!"

"Yeaahhh! Look, I'm... hfff. Okay." Steps back from the machine. "Take this thing away from me. You have a go!"

{Unity is a terrible role model, oml 😂}

Bats eyelashes. "Hmm?"

"My eyes are up here. And here and here..." Grins. "I don't think we've been introduced~"

"I know how that is..." Giggles before stopping in their tracks. "Wait - 'dad'? You're Rick's kid?!"

"Ahh, right. Probably a no-go zone then, hm?"

Giggles. "I suppose it makes sense Rick's offspring would be just like him."

"Mmh, forward are we?" They're watching Ben closely. This is exactly the sort of thing Rick would encourage. What they're trying to cut out.

Well, if this is happening they can't be expected to put up a /fight/, can they?

{Whenever Rick comes out of hibernation I do too hehehehe}