Absolutely no idea how it happened but I unintentionally got myself off with just my hand in under 3 minutes. Nature is healing

Today's announcement that contraception will now be free in Canada is an extraordinary and historic win for reproductive rights! It means that more people will have the means to decide whether, with whom and when to have children. It means savings for our healthcare system.

And this is why we don't buy things that go in your body from sites like temu/shein/wish/alibaba/amazon/etc That is not a penis ring. There are few and far between things you could actually do to your penis with this thing that would be comfortable, let alone pleasurable

The longest he went between trying to get her to fuck him (and recording her "excuses" not to) is five days five days. I hope nobody ever touches his penis again.

Party Atmosphere Cucumber

My pap today hurt more than usual, which is annoying enough, but I’ve had almost a decade of my body associating cervical/uterine pain with orgasm, so I’ve been walking around wanting to get brutally railed ever since. Which isn’t happening. So I’m just uncomfortable

showing my age here but I cannot believe cowgirl has reinvented The Cone 😂😭

Whoops I slipped and ordered more dildos

Words I never thought i’d say : “I could have bought the bigger-sized dildo”

Hundreds of thousands of toys in the world and still what I want doesn’t exist. I need a 3D printer

If only Pride Toronto had learned quite literally anything from when BLMToronto wanted to talk to them, and they refused. No Pride In Genocide.

It’s not lost on me that all the ingredients in the prep liquid for a colonoscopy are ingredients I pointedly avoid putting in my body in any other context (it’s literally astroglide that you’re drinking)

Just saw someone on FL describe candy corn as “a practical joke in your mouth” which was funny enough and then I thought of “a practical joke in your butt” c/o funkittoys.bsky.social which I think makes less sense totally out of context, and thus makes it the perfect pitch line

Who makes your favorite double sided suction cup? I have one from nytc and it’s a bit flimsy, looking for something more solid

Yall. My TikTok just served me an ad for the labia glue. The anti-period labia glue. You know what I’m talking about. It became real.