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elaine

@sewelai

Motion Designer. Video Producer. SciCommer. Serial Vignetter. Opinion Haver. Dog Owner. Social voice for @acsreactions. Opinions are my own. ADHD AF. She/Her

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Bigger cities are the absolute worst at making regulated prescribed medications like Vyvanse possible to get. Every single month I have an issue. Every. Single. Month.

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I’m convinced all the places in Toronto were themed via MadLibs. There’s Mexican Sushi restaurant, a vegan Jewish Deli with an accordion player, a place where you can enjoy a pickle back and Borscht while listening to live opera music and later a Spanish ska band.

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What does it mean to cook something? Is ceviche cooked? All this, and Alex Dainis, PhD 🧬’s strong opinions on which amino acids are cool or not. bit.ly/461xjYO

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"Lesbians have negotiated with the world that you don't have to do anything fashion wise. Anything is accepted. It's miraculous. Props to you." -My bi girlfriend, unprompted, complaining about having to put on pants

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I am unconvinced Britney Spears had any participation in the writing of her memoir. I’m also unconvinced she’s aware it exists.

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All I want for Christmas is to be automatically unsubscribed from all junk mail--or better yet--not to receive it at all. What a dream.

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#RHOSLC finale felt like a lot of things, but for me it felt like something out of a Scream movie. Jen being the original Ghostface, long gone, but a new Ghostface rises in their place, their origin tied to the original. An epic sequel to the Jen Shah saga, prestige television!

#RHOSLC finale felt like a lot of things, but for me it felt like something out of a Scream movie. Jen being the original Ghostface, long gone, but a new Ghostface rises in their place, their origin tied to the original. An epic sequel to the Jen Shah saga, prestige television!
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hey Slack the old way was better--I like knowing which channel the thread is connected to opposed to just being informed something happened on a thread. It's also extra work to click a button saying I've read the message

hey <a href="/SlackHQ/">Slack</a> the old way was better--I like knowing which channel the thread is connected to opposed to just being informed something happened on a thread. It's also extra work to click a button saying I've read the message
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How did #MetGala get added to the list of things we're supposed to give 2 69ing fucks about? Was there a vote? Some sort of public process?