Bigger cities are the absolute worst at making regulated prescribed medications like Vyvanse possible to get. Every single month I have an issue. Every. Single. Month.

I’m convinced all the places in Toronto were themed via MadLibs. There’s Mexican Sushi restaurant, a vegan Jewish Deli with an accordion player, a place where you can enjoy a pickle back and Borscht while listening to live opera music and later a Spanish ska band.

What does it mean to cook something? Is ceviche cooked? All this, and Alex Dainis, PhD 🧬’s strong opinions on which amino acids are cool or not. bit.ly/461xjYO

"Lesbians have negotiated with the world that you don't have to do anything fashion wise. Anything is accepted. It's miraculous. Props to you." -My bi girlfriend, unprompted, complaining about having to put on pants

I am unconvinced Britney Spears had any participation in the writing of her memoir. I’m also unconvinced she’s aware it exists.

My dog doesn’t go on walks—she goes on quests for abandoned chicken wings.

We're currently fighting a war against antibiotic resistance--here's what's going on. bit.ly/3tfxKB5

All I want for Christmas is to be automatically unsubscribed from all junk mail--or better yet--not to receive it at all. What a dream.

#RHOSLC finale felt like a lot of things, but for me it felt like something out of a Scream movie. Jen being the original Ghostface, long gone, but a new Ghostface rises in their place, their origin tied to the original. An epic sequel to the Jen Shah saga, prestige television!

Can I root for Jason Kelce? #gobirds

every morning i start my day by unsubscribing to emails

I love working for a YouTube channel because when I watch YouTube I'm technically working.

Getting ready for the eclipse tomorrow? Don't forget those eclipse glasses. Alex Dainis, PhD 🧬 breaks down how they work. bit.ly/4cOhb1e

Eggs and toast are a deconstructed breakfast sandwich. Fight me.

hey Slack the old way was better--I like knowing which channel the thread is connected to opposed to just being informed something happened on a thread. It's also extra work to click a button saying I've read the message

Can one throw a presidential press conference from Rikers? Asking for an enemy...

How are we living in a world where JoJo Siwa and Countess Luann are at the same music festival? #hoopla

hey Adobe After Effects for Christmas can I bring multiple PDF pages into AE seamlessly? thanks.

i don't think i've ever cared about what's new in firefox. please stop asking if i do.

How did #MetGala get added to the list of things we're supposed to give 2 69ing fucks about? Was there a vote? Some sort of public process?