And for my next trick I will get up at a reasonable time on a day off, and actually be productive

Last to the wedding since Ollie the trolley decided to dip. Woot woot

LMAO HE WON!!!!

Sorry Recovering Cyclone Fan for almost killing you with a grape. Love you😬😭

Since the gif won’t work I’ll just share the video lol

Fuck this guy

I thought Elon Musk owned this shit platform, not the Chinese. You suck

Fuck the usps. Ankeny post office suck a dick, and stop stealing my packages

Anybody else literally drop whatever they're doing to clap along to the friends theme song?

That struggle of when your autocorrect just doesn't want to fix your profanity correctly. Like, what the duck

Advantage of not being sweet, you don't melt in the rain

Completely and utterly screwed

Me: I should probably start eating healthier Also me: *eats Jello eggs with breakfast*

Uh what

In the car with Rachel driving for the first time.... it was nice knowin you guys

Finally moved in #ISU

You deserve better Isaac #DIS2017

Showing up early to an 8 am class? Madness