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Gretchen⚔️

@settle_gretchen

I model,I swordfight,I make stuff.

She/Her

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calendar_today30-12-2014 22:52:39

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She did not give a single fuck about me dropping her off at preK for the first time. Girl said BE GONE MOMMY YOU'RE CRAMPING MY STYLE.

She did not give a single fuck about me dropping her off at preK for the first time. Girl said BE GONE MOMMY YOU'RE CRAMPING MY STYLE.
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Did I complete my master's program with straight As? Yes. Did my daughter immediately get the flu? Also yes. Sleep is for the weak. I'll take a break when I'm dead apparently.

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My toddler daughter who has the flu, refusing to eat normal human food and crying for flaming hot Cheetos and my peppermint york patty.

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Top tier back to school outfit chosen by our fashionista. Shes sparkling so hard she's going like an NPC ready to give you a side quest.

Top tier back to school outfit chosen by our fashionista. Shes sparkling so hard she's going like an NPC ready to give you a side quest.