let me eat something before i start drinking

it’s a knife when you become important at work

i’m going to get married to the guy who gave me two cigarettes at iiipoints last night

me on monday after a whole weekend of abusing my liver and eating greasy food x.com/bhadidarg/stat…

Yall could never be trusted with this

Sometimes u gotta say what would Carrie Bradshaw do and then do the opposite

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

omg we won

das my cookie das my juice

Clairo as Glinda and Faye Webster as Elpheba

this is elon musk

someone said she sounds like she's speaking high valyrian and i can't unhear it now 😭

someone take the wicked soundtrack away from me

Some man in the gas station just said I looked like a skinny Keke Palmer. I live

🚨 .Lady Gaga indicates in lie-detector interview with VANITY FAIR that TELEPHONE with Beyoncé will be continued.

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