What's a day without a splitting headache?

Mg apply birthday, Seth!! @jonesy280 (but really happy birthday, I'm too lazy to fix autocorrect)

RIP Rick Ducommun Die Hard Groundhog Day The Burbs BLANK CHECK?!?!! You basically raised me. And had a cool voice.

Please stop calling us your "squad" Linda this is book club

Why did I see a "south will rise again" t-shirt in Cleveland. Where would you even get that this far north?

Fuck.

#ThingsIGetAlot Are you Jewish?

The reason bad things happen everywhere in America is that everywhere is an ancient Indian burial ground

Some one star reviews of Elie Wiesel's Holocaust memoir, "Night":

Inscrutable devils!

I really want to be blocked by Donald J. Trump

Is All Along the Watchtower the only song allowed to use for a sixties flashback?

Hey guys! Help my University out and take this survey to solve an ongoing issue in the students daily experiences! goo.gl/forms/Zn7Tta4z…

My room is so hot that when you step in it's like if Phil Spector worked on heating instead of music

@Jay_Vondy that's every morning here

Happy birthday Rolf! Rolf

Okonkwo

[murder scene] MORGAN FREEMAN: there are 7 deadly sins: Pride, greed, envy, lust, wrath and gl– [sees victim wearing crocs] There are 8 dea

Trump's wall is going to be really a real wall #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #DonaldTrump Donald J. Trump vine.co/v/iuDrHh6DuD5

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