I survived vampires. Let’s see what keyboard warriors got.

#FF @Witty_Crypto Was in before 500 followers! I can’t imagine anyone following me isn’t following witty, but if you’re not, give him a follow. Nicest guy out here tbh 😊

CT thrives off salt thrown at influencers. They ain’t even tweeting virtue signals anymore.

I care about my follower count. All 30 of them. Follow me and I’ll care about you too. 😘

People without kids have a negative perception of life. “I can’t even take care of myself, let alone a kid.” Sad.

People don’t ejaculate in a vagina to make babies. Men do. PEOPLE aren’t horny all the time. Men are. Stop badgering me with societal norms/ practices and let me inseminate the world.

Why are office staff chicks always horny?

If you are using a crypto app (blockfolio, delta) like a bank account balance, you’re doing it wrong.

I’ll never work again for fat lady who is single, has 5 “fur babies” and is always starting a new diet!!!

Calzones are just a bourgeoise way to pack your wiener and balls

Lady a scrapper....so hot

Yoooo $link has a green dildo on her