295 yards 4️⃣ TDs RT to #ProBowlVote ⬅️Raiders icon

Colquitt + #WPMOYChallenge

Tyler and I at Ihop Tyler: i swear I'm going to puke in the parking lot so I put myself in a food coma so I can fall asleep watching golf today

Are you, or someone you love, addicted to checking your weather app? Symptoms include: -instant anger at the sight of a forecast -muttering swear words -comparing 14 different apps and assuming all are completely wrong -yelling at the sky/clouds/wind Get help: 1-800-fuk-wind

Why do people think wearing sunglasses inside is cool?

I'm really hoping my professor walks into class.. says April Fools no class today.. then everyone goes home.

*Two old guys in the bathroom stalls at the gym* Old guy 1: shake it more than once you're playing with it Old guy 2: well someone has to play with it because my wife sure won't! Old guy 1: well I wouldn't either if I was her Old people are awesome.

Nothing like showing up to your first final 30 min late #endingstrong

So I woke up at 5 a.m. this morning and of course I'm so nervous/excited about my new job that I can't go back to sleep.

Daily motivation

Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews - Partick Star

Of course on the day that my project goes live my laptop charger quits working..

Quinn is unable to leave his house due to high risk of infection from battling cancer. So the @DropkickMurphys brought a concert to his front yard. So awesome.

Absolutely no Halloween creativity at work today.. everyone dressed up as army men smh

#MVPat returns 🚀

Gonna tell my kids this was the original Home Alone 😂 vm.tiktok.com/HmMMCR/

New Invention: Peppermint Spray which is similar to pepper spray but it smells like candy canes and you spray it in the face of anybody trying to kill your holly jolly vibes over the next 3 days

Nothing the refreshing feeling of falling and filling your waders in a pond while picking up decoys.

This is why I dont black friday shop.. Bare Performance Nutrition is having a black friday deal online and so I placed my order at 7 A.M. only to realize the actual discount doesn't start until 9..

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