White shirt and white shoes in the pouring rain for the win

Fart guy from my Pilates class is now 2 for 2💨

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If I invite you somewhere please don’t say you’ll be there and change your mind the day of smh #imadereservationsppl

All 2 minutes are worth the watch

How naps in college be

Don’t get bangs. Don’t get bangs. Don’t get bangs.

When Chris and I first started dating, I left a cute sticky note on his desk (3 yrs ago). Little did I know, he has been carrying it in his wallet ever since. He came into the shop tonight, brought me dinner, and asked me to give him a tattoo. I... get to be loved like this.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s a liar.

BREAKING: The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.

Someone that understands the importance of my education to me🙌

Made it 2.5 weeks into the semester before having a mental breakdown. You know what we call that? Progress.😉🙌 #help

Three weeks ago, I announced we would have enough vaccine supply for all Americans by the end of July. Now, with our efforts to ramp up production, we will have enough vaccines for every American by the end of May.

Cutting people off that don’t want to see me happy🤷🏼‍♀️🥰

Living for this weather rn🥰🌧

Having a brother is finding pizza crust in the bathroom trash can

Not the Taco Bell drive through worker recognizing me as a regular customer at midnight on a Wednesday 🥲

Thought my leg was bleeding but it was just pizza sauce

Not me upset at work about to buy a pair of crocs on my lunch break☹️