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Interplaner researchers have announced that our world is leaving the standard sector of the Planar System, and this Rotation, as it's known, will make contact with interplanar beings rare. Servo owners need not fear their Servo escaping to another dimension without authorization.

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The Ravnican Spybug, while similar to servos in many respects, is in fact an insect, and not mechanical in nature. Despite this, tests attempting to grant servos the enhanced surveillance capabilities of Spybugs have proven very promising. #ServoFacts

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Servos themselves have zero input into the writing or editing of #ServoFacts. Servos are, upon creation, automatically subscribed to #ServoFacts.

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New Mentorship projects have begun with the startling discovery that Servos have robust machine-learning capabilities, which were initially thought to be a programming glitch. Now Servos spend their days being kicked around until they learn not to fall down. #ServoFacts.

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Servos that have been left unattended for an extended period of time hum gently to themselves as their essential functions slowly cease to function. After several months, or sometimes even years, they let out one final, desperate note before falling silent forever. #ServoFacts

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Thank you for continuing your subscription to ServoFacts! Our automated FactGenerator has recently undertaken an extensive upgrade, allowing us to provide you with *twice* the number of fascinating and not at all troubling ServoFacts! Expect many of these new ServoFacts soon!

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Our new and improved ServoFacts FactGenerator can now pull fresh facts for Servos and Servo-like entities from every conceivable reality! For example: Servos have absolutely zero defense against Dinosaurs, crumpling like tin foil under their massive weight and strength.

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Killbots have surprisingly similar qualities to Servos: they are small, considered by some to be "cute," easily manufactured, and are infinitely disposable.

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However, Killbots are different from Servos in two major respects. First, they are preprogrammed to Kill, as their name suggests, something deliberately avoided with Servos to deter a machine uprising, should they ever achieve sentience.

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Secondly, they are capable of exhibiting simple emotions such as Curiosity, Despair and Rage by clicking, whiring and/or beeping at specific intervals. Servos, on the other hand, are unable to express themselves, and are therefore assumed to have no emotions.

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Servos have occasionally been recorded making soft, melodic humming noises when left on for a long period of time. It's theorized that this could be a form a singing to themselves when lonely, but it's probably just the internal motor straining before critical, explosive failure.

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Servos are required to be recycled en mass anually. At the beginning of each year, all Servos are collected, scrapped, melted down, and finally molded and shaped into the next generation of Servos. Happy New Servo, Everyone!

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We can neither confirm nor deny the involvement of powerful demonic entities with the invention of Servos at this time. We thank you for your patience. x.com/belzenlokfacts…

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Servos were historic achievements when they were first created, but after decades of mass production, they are now considered quite mundane. Attempts by historians to place them alongside the sagas of legendary artificers are laughable due to their cultural insignificance.