When a 15% tip is 60 cents but they hit you with the 50 cents #justserverthings #serverlife #restaurant #food #fml

When you bring one water to a table, and people suddenly realize they want five more #justserverthings #waitressproblems #food #fml

No, you do not physically look like you need more ranch. But ends up bringing 5 more to the table #justserverthings #waitressproblems #food

To go get a tray from across the restaurant or attempt to carry five water cups at once? That is the question #justserverthings #food

When someone leaves you their number but only tip 10%. Boy bye. #justserverthings #boybye

Stop waving at me. I don't remember us being friends. #justserverthings #waitress #fml

When you have a server voice that's two octaves higher than your speaking voice #waitressproblems #serverthings #food

When you bolt away from a table after you run their food, because it's not your table #donttalktome #bye #serverthings #food

When you haven't had 95% of the menu but recommend shit as if you eat it everyday #serverproblems #serverthings #waitress #food

When you can't remember if they said diet or regular Coke, so you just mix the two #serverproblems #sorrynotsorry

The feeling when you have to pick up the million pieces of what used to be a coaster #fml #why #justserverthings

When a regular of yours won't stop talking to you when you're visibly busy #stop #serverproblems #shutup #waitress

When people you wanna cut out of your life keep eating at your workplace #fml #serverthings #waitress

Do you guys know what venmo is? Do you live under a rock? #peoplesuck #serverproblems #waitress #fml

Don't ask me to take something off your bill. That is a luxury I offer to you. #serverproblems #peoplesuck #waitress #fml

When an Uber driver charges you $80 for a mess you didn't make. Smh.