I swear groups of women compete to eat less than the other one. I’ll have a baked potato. I’ll have a salad. I just have a bite of her salad.... EAT. You’re in a restaurant. #serverproblems

One month until V-Day. Or amateur night as I call it. #serverproblems

I actually had a woman upset with me that she couldn’t order off of the ‘online menu’ which was a picture of an old menu she found on yelp. #serverproblems

Your phone number will not suffice as a tip. #serverproblems

If you can afford to eat here then you can afford a babysitter. Leave your dirty kids at home. #serverproblems

I'm not holding onto the $2 bill you left me. Give that to your grandkids instead. #serverproblems

NO. You cannot buy raw steaks to take home. Go to the grocery store. #serverproblems

Manager: Maybe I should cut Rachel, she's the opener. Inner manager: Have the hosts seat her again then tell her she's cut. Server Problems

'I'll take a glass of ice on the rocks.' #serverproblems

If you're the person that says 'we're never coming back' chances are 100% that we give zero fucks & you're an asshole #serverproblems

Well Valentine's Day was awful. #amateurnight #serverproblems

Why do people keep asking if we have sides of corn. Who orders that? #serverproblems

*answers 6 questions about special that I JUST answered 100% of in my greet but you didn't listen* #serverproblems

Fuck your coupons #ServerProblems

Seriously, fuck you and your coupons. #ServerProblems

‘A shot of crown and seven up in a seperate glass with three ice cubes and an empty glass on the side.’ #ServerProblems #actualdrinkorder

What menu words at your restaurant does the customer always pronounce wrong? #serverproblems

One of my biggest pet peeves. x.com/morgan_saylor/…

Mother’s Day was the worst. Don’t take your mom out and be an asshole. #ServerProblems