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"I do."

Stares at his phone, utterly stumped. "What. The. Fuck."

Casually still screenshots all these searches for blackmail.

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Sound of mortals screaming in the distance.

"SO I ATE A CRUISE LINER. NEVER HAVE I REGRETTED SOMETHING SO MUCH."

"FAT TOURISTS ARE NOT GOOD FOR THE STOMACH. FACT."

"HOLY SHIT. REALLY? THAT'S BULLSHIT."

SUPLEXES A TRAIN. HUNDRED ARE DEAD OR INJURED. SOMEONE STOP HIM. SERIOUSLY.

"I HAVE AWOKEN." Coughs. Spits up a bus headlight, and a tank gun. "I WAS HUNGRY."

"I'M NOT A FISH."

"THAT FUCK COULD BARELY HANDLE MY KIDS. HE NEEDED HELP WITH ALL OF THEM."

"I'LL SNAP YOU OVER MY KNEE."

Casually SUPLEXES A TRAIN.

LOUD SCREAMING.

Still screenshotting these searches for blackmail. He doesn't even need blackmail, he just finds it funny.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT'S LIKE A SHITTY SOAP OPERA."

"FATHER'S DAY. THE DAY WHERE I WOULD GET TO SEE MY KIDS. IF MOST OF THEM WEREN'T DEAD. ASSHOLES."