I drew them

Happy transgender awareness week everyone❤️

In a normal world, this should be an immense scandal in Europe. Le Monde has a long article (lemonde.fr/international/…) describing the hellish life of Nicolas Guillou, a French judge at the ICC in The Hague, due to U.S. sanctions punishing him for authorizing arrest warrants

I want to apply for that The Onion's graphics fellowship so badly but I'm too stupid to put together an online portfolio lol. But seriously I'm so good at making photoshop shitposts I'd be perfect for The Onion.

To be happy as a man you simply need to replace your screen time with beautiful women time

looking for 3k of the wokest individuals around to be my followers

Hope whoever prayed on my downfall is doing okay. must be hard to realize God doesn't listen to you

need hug immediately from girlfriend a thousand miles away or i will die

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Failed is quite the reach pal. Still waiting on a text/call from him after I got shipped off like a piece of garbage. Can’t wait to see you twice a year, Coach.

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

I have some very good and also Chinese news for you

In 2009, Stephen Hawking decided to host a Time Traveler Party. He did not disclose the party's date and location until after the party had taken place. Predictably, no one showed up. This is because of Hawking's ties to Jeffrey Epstein, which any time traveler would be aware of

always assumed it was bigger than this

mcdonalds to pause new hamburger production to concentrate on hurling cows into the ocean

Oh is there a halftimeshowball going on?

Bad bunny show was really well-done. This was made all the more apparent by the dogshit AI-generated vodka commerical that immediately followed it

Congrats to our IATSE union brothers and sisters who transformed the Super Bowl field into a world-class stage!

the walmart has been burned. the basil tweet is no longer an acceptable weapon to play in discourse moving forward.