Hi I'm at the 2019 CTWC semis and holy cow my heart is racing. How are you?

Sad truth: it was 4 days after I registered this account that I realized it says "produce1" instead of "producer" and so now it will forever seem like I'm very serious about fruits and veggies.

Every time I close my eyes, I'm back in those fricking vents from Alien: Isolation. What a game! (Please make it stop.)

Global pandemic first world problem: it's way harder to get off the phone because everyone knows that you don't "need to go" anywhere.

In these troubled times, we have invented the Far aParty, where you bring your own everything - chair, blanket, beverage, glass - to someone's porch/yard and sit responsibly far apart...and you hang out! (Until you rush home to use your own bathroom). #COVID19

I discovered a covid silver lining tonight: it's now socially responsible to NOT offer gum to everyone when you grab a piece.