It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years (since 26 Aug 2011). And you? TwiAge.com

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 26 Aug 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).

A snort laugh is the biggest compliment

Don't let anyone treat you like an orange skittle

Your silence speaks volumes .... and my heart is breaking.

Live life to not have any regrets at the end. That's the real miracle.

Calm down people who smile with upper and lower teeth. Calm the fuck down.

We need to appreciate all the good things we have in our lives. Most people in this world can only fantasize about having what we have.

"I Regret it Now" - a post Twitter memoir

Maybe drive thru people would be more careful if they knew how many divorces start over a missing order of fries.

Today and tomorrow...how quickly they become our yesterdays. Treasure each day.

"Uh oh" - everyone

Ask a question - and you may be a fool for a few minutes. But never ask a question - and you are a fool forever.

I can explain. Thanks to my girl Serial Fuckup ☠️❤️☠️ for the trophy! You rock! 😘 xo FF 👉🏾 now favstar.fm/users/serialfu…

Never stay in a bad situation just to show that you're courageous. Sometimes getting the hell out of there is the only thing to do.

Just so much........red everywhere. Thank you to Serial Fuckup ☠️❤️☠️ for the cup!!!

Thanks for the 🏆Serial Fuckup ☠️❤️☠️ Your silence speaks volumes- and my heart is breaking. FF Heartfelt & unfiltered ↙️ favstar.fm/users/serialfu…

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years (since 26 Aug 2011). And you? TwiAge.com