“Thank you, my friend, Prime Minister Netanyahu.”

We’re reaching “dildo in fleshlight” levels only conceived of by Slavoj Žižek

Isto é tipo o contrário de Expedition 33, damn

Eu sinto que estou só num countdown para ter um diagnóstico oficial de OCD, cause this shit is fucking stupid, I am so done with this

Had a transphobe tell me I was "defeating god and nature" like that wasn't the hardest line I've ever heard

De facto, isto é um escândalo sem nome. Onde é que já se viu uma associação académica, conhecida pelo seu histórico antifascista e luta intransigente pelos direitos humanos, não querer ter relação com partidos que querem 3 Salazares. Está tudo doido

there are sentences being said that have never been said before

"I had to learn about astrophysics on the streets" has to be the funniest line in the entire franchise

imagine you donate blood and they just give you a gram

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

ai music producers are cooked. i just wrote a song using an acoustic guitar..

If your favourite place on Earth is a glass city in the desert built by slaves you’re not right in the head

A door handle loves to see this jumper coming

I'm currently monitoring every situation on the planet . Prettty bad

Roman Reigns: “Oh boy! I can’t wait to show up to #WWERaw and cut a promo!” CM Punk for some reason:

Ai

This is how I play gmod TTT

Tell her Randy Orton still doin it