/ preoccupation with presentation. Keeps himself and his things neat and in order. "Minor" sticky note problem.

@mxdifique I'm so nice to you and this is what you have to say to me

@mxdifique "My good Christian household," says the guy who mutters Infernal curses whenever the toilet backs up

Ritual magic is such a bore honestly who has time to sit around and chant for three hours

We've got an alternating smell in this apartment that cycles through "blood-weed-unwashed clothes" like fucking clockwork

@mxdifique [three arm shrug] better figure out what a plunger's for, then.

@mxdifique [little "sure jan" nod] you got it, boss.

@mxdifique [smells like disease in there. Sharp teeth rest against Ross' fingers as he refuses to flinch, or even break eye contact.]

@mxdifique [the fake courtesy is returned in kind.] why, thank you. All-natural, believe it or not.

This place would be a fucking mess without me. I'm not talking myself up it's just nobody else apparently knows how to clean

@mxdifique That's... an interesting idea. If you start selling models I'm expecting a cut, of course.

@mxdifique Then what makes you think I'll bite your mould?

@mxdifique [as if he hadn't heard] If taking a cut of your sales to just too steep, I'll also accept an upfront payment.

@la__roux I'm sorry did I stutter

@mxdifique Mm-hm. I'll be there... [little look at the time] soon enough.

@la__roux Then we can agree cleaning up after Ross is a two person job.

When is Roo gonna start paying me child support

You don't really appreciate variety in food until your body starts rejecting anything that isn't human flesh. I'd kill for a tuna sandwich