NO BAD DAYS IN MAY. AFFIRM IT!!!

Coming to the office 20 minutes late and then going straight to take a piss

Arranged marriage hi karni padti dikhe hai😣

“It’s a dating app dude what do you expect” arey ma chuda na tu apni

The happiest person you know did bba

Ho gayi dilli mai bhi baarish🥰🥰🥰🥰

Hailstorm 😛😛😛😛😛

Arey bhai gaand fatt gayi what was that

Is jack della even aussie? Quit once again after the islam fight

“E lafda” brother you are in your late 20s start a family

Deleted hinge. May third. I gotta get in shape now. Too much swiping has ruined my body. Too much texting has ruined my mind. 20 sets of smiling at the sun before breakfast. 50 sets of watching the flowers bloom in the afternoon.

Behenchod inn logo ne mc aloo tikki 89 rupees ka kar diya

What do you think is the most dangerous sounding neighbourhood- burari, andheri or marathalli?

The Devil Wears H&M (because economy)

My dgl for this cycle

Your mom is my key priority for the day, madharchod

#missing low cortisol days with shawty

Me living in ghaziabad, which has plenty of bad drivers looking to see who’s blocking the traffic HR 26 thar roxx, there are indeed levels to this shit and ggn is top of the food chain