The sea is too big now, I’m overwhelmed.

If they wanted too, THEY. WOULD.

My life will be completely different a year from now

I almost choked on a pickle and died today.

If you're cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

I got coerced into buying “stray” on steam during happy hour after work today. Sounds like a stream incoming to me👀

Not sure what happened but I have become a corporate drone who gets high off sending passive aggressive emails

People can change, they just don’t want to

My old retail job still has me flinching every time I hear keys jangling on someone’s belt.

I’m. So. Done. With. This. Heat.

I felt so self destructive today I almost called back a scammer and gave them all my money

gaming terms are weird. like oh you're carrying me? what's next, gonna hold me gently? cradle my head in your hands? you gonna kiss me? is that our strategy?

I’m fine being an old witch for the rest of my life. Dating sucks in this age.

My favorite friendship level is the one where we don’t talk anymore, but we still send reels with no context

It’s emotionally draining working where people live.

I spent almost $1000 to get my blood work and ultrasound done. And that’s with insurance. America’s healthcare system sucks.

I hate the cold so much

Whatever you do… please do not get in a car tonight. Whether you’re sober or not.

🚨#BREAKING: Tucker Carlson has released a statement for the first time since leaving Fox News on Monday.