Chinese men, dressed as Santa Claus and wearing scuba gear, play a flute and guitar as they float underwater next to enormous manta rays.

The naked angel baby ornament is anatomically and distractingly correct.

Santa looks at the approaching zombie with concern.

It's some kind of farm equipment, red with a familiar shovel scooplike thing on the front. In the scoop is Will Oldham, reclining.

The thin leaves of the fern brush the wall, and above it like a halo the ceiling glows faintly green from the nearby ping-pong table.

The dog looks up and stares with mournful, inscrutable eyes as it pees on the rug next to the open door.

The diet pill ad uses the term "body fat" like it's dandruff or athlete's foot. A blue render of a fat man's belly rotates on the screen.

The mirrored wall is scale-like, made up of dozens of smaller square angled panes. The fat woman's reflection is rendered faux-cubist.

Under harsh lighting the insectlike patterning of soft light hairs becomes visible, breaking its translucent coat only for the knuckles.

A Greek riot cop is running, on fire.

In Israel, a dog is lying on its side, the tile floor around it slick with an enormous puddle of bright panicky blood, smeared thin.

In the Gaza strip, dozens of dark clothed bodies are casually scattered in front of a building. They look like extras in a war movie.

Sandwich Man's arms are heavily inked with happy things - very twee.

An old postcard-sized sticker on the fridge depicts the "Kultur Terror" WWII poster. It is indistinguishable from the band stickers nearby.

There are complicated logistical problems surrounding the old man's decision to return one pair of pants and buy another.

The luxurious blond hair of Chris Dane Owens blows in what is presumably meant to be the wind.

In what must have been a defining moment for the photographer, Nancy Reagan is sitting on the lap of Mr. T, who is dressed as Santa.

She is walking, attractive, on the sidewalk in front of a grocery store. Her two piece spandex workout outfit is very out of place.

Both front windows are rolled down. In the '56 Volga are George Bush and Vladimir Putin, each with a hand extended, waving, out the windows

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