“...Uh.. Ok.” Pushes a bouquet of flowers at him and a box of chocolates. “Happy Valentine’s Day I guess.” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“Uh yeah well the flowers will eventually die and I’m hoping you’ll eat the chocolates so really you don’t need to treasure them forever..” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“Oh yeah? And what would that be?” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“I thought you were being serious then.” As he looks through the bag, there’s a small foreign smile on his lips. “Ha.. Thanks Jamie..” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“Ghee you’re such a hopeless romantic.” He sighs before chuckling slightly. This wasn’t so bad. x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“I’m not surprised... And yeah I’m cool with heading to Funland, I guess it could be.. Fun.” ((Welpp I gutta head offline so will reply tomorrow!) x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“New phone who dis?” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“I’m Kevin, who are you? Wait. Did someone clone me?” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“Huh... Your eyes do glisten a lot I’ll give you that- NOT THAT I WAS STARING OF COURSE. But my hair is definitely more soft, here, take a feel.” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“Guess who’s back back again it’s yo boi potato guy.”

“Why is my crush such a fucking dork” coughs “I mean hi.” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“I don’t know what you’re talking about n o.” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“Wait, why’s it shattered? No no- That’s not- So you don’t- But- I’m just Going to leave right now Bye.” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“Nope no I don’t call losers!” He’s walking away, very slowly. “And you’re the biggest loser! Yeah that works” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

Don’t shout back don’t shout ba- “You’re the biggest loser ever!!!” .... Too late. x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

Brb going to go and fight whoever this douchebag is. x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

So it’s Bob, huh? Well I’m going to go and challenge him... TO A DANCE BATTLE x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“Why are you such a loser?!!” Oh dear. Mr Smiley is probably going to end up having to throw them off the Boardwalk at this rate. “Leave me alone, loser!!” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…

“Look mail gay I can’t be sat here chatting about kisses starting with a k when I have a douchebag to be squaring up to in the name of your honor!” x.com/l0veslckfool/s…