Plan a wedding they said. It will be exciting they said. 🤦🏻‍♀️

When you realize that the worst might actually be over 😮‍💨

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

When fiancé and I move into our place we are going to have a no pants rule

🎶Long past twenty-nine… … but still younger than you were at the time. 🎶 🤮

Satan is definitely alive because mosquitos are so evil that they have to be employed by Satan there is no other explanation

I will have EARNED that Disney trip in October when it gets here at the rate we are going, let me tell you

Fuck this retrograde

Well if it isn’t my brain coming up with every awful scenario imaginable

Forever uncomfortable in the chair 🤷🏻‍♀️ 💖💙💜

I did the hard thing!

BIG SHIRT little pants all day every day

So many people in my world are a mess and as an empath, I’m a fucking mess. And this retrograde is just…. 😵‍💫

Maybe one (1) of these nights I won’t feel like the sky is falling

Babe wake up, ASMR Eliza just released a new video

My PMS and the retrograde ended around the same time and holy shit I feel like a new person

I know what they say — if you don’t like it, change it. I just wish it was that easy