It's so fucking cold. He can't feel his balls.

Totally not cute. Shutup. Blinks repeatedly. Holding back a bubbly laugh. "Uh — No. But I got my ass whooped by my mom. ." x.com/NougatNephilim…

"Totally going to comment on this because in my defense, I did not ask such a . ." Breathes out the words. "[ naughty ] thing of Jack." x.com/iamcastiiel/st…

Squints playfully cerulean orbs into slits at the angel. "Did you just make fun of my mother, feather ball?" He. . Might of made — x.com/NougatNephilim…

— short jokes at them. x.com/NougatNephilim…

/ i wanna make a huntress Guyshelpwiththefc

Nudges his side playfully. "Nah. Just messin' with ya." e.e DON'T. HE'S INSECURE. x.com/NougatNephilim…

"Maaaybe." Oh he loved teasing his little angel. A taunting simper creeping its way to coral plush brims. x.com/NougatNephilim…

Time for Clark to step back from his previos dirty thoughts. " —Right. Yeah. Totally." Nervously both palms were shoved into his front — x.com/iamcastiiel/st…

— jeans pockets. x.com/iamcastiiel/st…

Psst. A car wouldn't move properly without a fifth wheel — Wait. That's not right. Nevermind. x.com/PuerRegem/stat…

AT LEAST I TRIED, SIR. x.com/PuerRegem/stat…

How about marshmallows? Salads are expensive, okay. x.com/PuerRegem/stat…

Is he serious? They have no taste. At. All. x.com/PuerRegem/stat…

. . He's literally a hunter. If demons. And many more monsters did not kill him — BURGERS WON'T. JESUS. . x.com/PuerRegem/stat…

Bobbing his dome into slow agreeing nods, Clark took a few steps tauntingly closer. "Do it, baby. ." Such an encouraging tactic. x.com/NougatNephilim…

Scrolls through his phone. Shuffles music.

Physique moved backwards with both eyebrows shooting skywards at the soft tone of voice. Hues glancing upwards momentarily. "Uh. . -- x.com/OfLostBoy/stat…

-- It's fine, dude." x.com/OfLostBoy/stat…

If Clark Barker. & NougatNephilim have been disappearing 'together' for far longer, he is tempted to nearly say, they might have —in men's term, 'elope.'