Matthew Lansburgh 🦖 (@senorlansburgh) 's Twitter Profile
Matthew Lansburgh 🦖

@senorlansburgh

Iowa Short Fiction Award. Lammy Finalist. Recent work in VQR. 🏳️‍🌈 Fellowships: Yaddo, MacDowell, Bread Loaf, Sewanee. (Rarely use this platform.)

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Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A senior White House official is caught on tape accepting $50K in cash in a paper bag in exchange for steering contracts, and that person will go to work on Monday, and the entire GOP will be fine with it.

🌊🌊Truth 💙💙 (@lennyle47230809) 's Twitter Profile Photo

TINY WHINY TRIED TO CANCEL KIMMEL BUT GAVE HIM GREAT RATINGS. LOSER. TRIED TO END FREE SPEECH. FAILED! TRIED TO STOP WARS. FAILED! TRIED TO LOWER PRICES. FAILED! TRIED TO EAT A SALAD. FAILED! TRIED TO SEE HIS FEET. FAILED! TRIED TO MAKE IT WITHOUT DIAPERS. FAILED! BIGLY. (SO SAD)

TINY WHINY TRIED TO CANCEL KIMMEL BUT GAVE HIM GREAT RATINGS. LOSER. TRIED TO END FREE SPEECH. FAILED! TRIED TO STOP WARS. FAILED! TRIED TO LOWER PRICES. FAILED! TRIED TO EAT A SALAD. FAILED! TRIED TO SEE HIS FEET. FAILED! TRIED TO MAKE IT WITHOUT DIAPERS. FAILED! BIGLY. (SO SAD)
Chris Murphy 🟧 (@chrismurphyct) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The President gets no special new powers during a shutdown. He can't eliminate agencies. He can't use federal funds to punish his political opponents. As Trump's illegality grows during the shutdown, Democrats' spines should stiffen to oppose his corruption.

LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 (@longtimehistory) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ICE stops family at gunpoint—smash car window on top of newborn baby. "I was screaming that there was a baby. But they didn’t care," cried mother. “I covered my baby with my body—I was so scared he was going to be hurt because glass was landing on him." She is heard on video

Chris Murphy 🟧 (@chrismurphyct) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This dystopian video is previewing a violent takeover, not a targeted law enforcement action. It's insane. Trump is militarizing our cities to STOKE violence. Not to reduce it. These are the tried and true tactics of authoritarians - plain and simple.

Gavin Newsom (@gavinnewsom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Donald Trump is historically unpopular for a reason. He has betrayed the American people. Beef is up. Coffee is up. Car prices are up. Utility bills are up. And healthcare is about to triple. He’s done nothing but make Americans poorer and sicker.

Barack Obama (@barackobama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

Governor Newsom Press Office (@govpressoffice) 's Twitter Profile Photo

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THE SERIOUSLY DEMENTED PIGGIE WHO TURNED THE OVAL OFFICE INTO A REVOLVING DOOR FOR “GRIFTERS & CROOKS,” A TRUE DISCOUNT BIN ADMINISTRATION, DIVIDING OUR BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY WHILE SHREDDING THE CONSTITUTION IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. THIS CLOWN SLAPPED

Bill Kristol (@billkristol) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other soon after WWII. One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing. The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.

Two babies were born in New York within a year of each other soon after WWII.

One, Rob Reiner, lived a life of humanity and achievement. He brought us delight and joy. His memory will be a blessing.

The other, Donald Trump, will be remembered as an embarrassment to our nation.
Barack Obama (@barackobama) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today, the Trump administration repealed the endangerment finding: the ruling that served as the basis for limits on tailpipe emissions and power plant rules. Without it, we’ll be less safe, less healthy and less able to fight climate change — all so the fossil fuel industry can