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happy resurrection sunday

shut the entire fuck up about borderline personality disorder if you’ve never been actually diagnosed with it. if you have not read up on it, or have not researched it for more than 1 single fucking day… SHUT UP.

mariah ✷ Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

Less than 20$ profit all night, one singular man in the club who's been sitting with a girl all night, yet here I sit until we close in 25 minutes because ✨what if✨

I'm hoping to buy a car in the next few weeks, if you needed a reason to tip a pretty lady working her butt off

For the love of god unmute PLEASE

tonight I’ve decided that Canadians are my favorite customers. tipping $20 on a single dance? yes please.

i wish my obsession with f1 was fake i don't know why on earth i'd subject myself to this bullshit for the love of the game

Stripper spiritually is real. They're the closest thing we have to an oracle in America