I think I’m about to be out of a job 😳 #GASEN #georigarunoff #georgia

Decided to get a jump on getting a new Twitter handle. #georgia

I have more leadership skills in my neck folds than Ossoff and Warnock combined!!!! Georgia voters, wyd?!

.Donald J. Trump, I’m shocked. Sure you attacked John Lewis & are openly racist, but so am I & I won!! Its crazy that two years ago there were 2 GOP Senators in AZ & GA. What happened?! Anyway, I’m going to murder a small child. It’s been a while. #Georgia #georigarunoff

Voting should be illegal. #Georgiarunoff #Georgia

Feeling blue from these results. Been picking at my skin, I was so nervous! Felt cute. Might delete later. #georigarunoff #georgia

Bye Mitch? More like Bi Mitch. I’ve been sexually attracted to Donald Trump for 25 years. I still hate the LGBTQ+ community though. If you aren’t me, I hate you. #georigarunoff #georgia

My neck folds hurt. #georigarunoff

Oh shut up, Dave. You haven’t seen the last of Mitch McConnell. Or my neck folds.

Thank you, Thomas. You make a very good point. Everyone should listen to this Tomi fellow! Also, weren’t you a Democrat like 5 years ago?

Remember when I refused to confirm Merrick Garland? Lmao, one of my most classic “let’s ruin democracy” moves. #ossoff #warnock

If you are this angry about the election results, you all should have voted more than once! Also, pardon my French, but fuck whoever shot anyone today. Straight up fuck you. I hate everyone but myself but even I wouldn’t do that. #1776Again #riots #USCapitol #TrumpRally

Crazy that I call Tomi Lasagna a cunt and get suspended from Twitter, but Trump can call Pence a pussy and he still doesn’t want to remove him from office.

Do I think they should impeach President Trump? Yes. Do I also secretly love all of the chaos that is going on right now? Yes. I have a weird, saggy boner about it. #ImpeachTrump

If Rand Paul heard that speech about being unified and moving forward as a nation... and his takeaway was that it was about calling him a white supremacist... then he’s a fucking white supremacist. #Inauguration #Inauguration2021 #firework #biden #harris

Congrats, Joe Manchin. You gave Mitch the majority again.

If I were in power, I would try to get rid of her. Oh wait I am! Eh, she’s good.

At least I’m not Matt Gaetz.

Yesterday, I made a serious mistake when I said that African Americans were different from regular Americans. I am truly sorry for my words. No one was supposed to know I thought that.