Senile Don Draper
@seniledondraper
Parity account. 92 years old and still the top pitchman in the business. 93 years old. top pitchman. i spilled scotch on me.
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27-10-2011 00:40:59
12,12K Tweet
3,3K Followers
59 Following
Starbucks
@starbucks
The Starbucks Coffee Company ☕️
Red Lobster
@redlobster
Home of the G.L.O.A.T. 🦞 10 all-star dishes 🏀 All the butter dunks 😎
Olive Garden
@olivegarden
When you're here, you're family. Join us for dine-in or order To Go Delivered Carside.
Ian Bogost
@ibogost
Former poster.
Dr. Phil
@drphil
Download MeritTV 👇 On Apple and Android to watch for free.
Taco Bell
@tacobell
Live Más.
TJ Maxx
@tjmaxx
where you can afford to be YOU to the MAXX
такцеkарім 🐀
@yesthatkarim
♫ I used to be amused, now I try to be disgusted ♫
Baskin-Robbins
@baskinrobbins
a hot new bombshell has entered the villa: Paloma Paradise 🌴
AT&T
@att
Connecting you to the things you love—all day, every day.
A.R. Moxon 🦋
@juliusgoat
99.99% dormant. JuliusGoat on the other platforms, find me there, especially my newsletter, the-reframe.com
Wolfgang Blau
@wblau
Global Managing Partner, Sustainable Business Practice, Brunswick Group / Co-Founder, Oxford Climate Journalism Network / Prior: Condé Nast, The Guardian.
KFC
@kfc
Our finger lickin' good thoughts and feelings. #FLG Customer support: @TellTheColonel
Walmart
@walmart
Save money. Live better. Customer support questions? @WalmartHelp
Andy Borowitz
@borowitzreport
Subscribe to The Borowitz Report for free at BorowitzReport.com
Canadian Prime Minister Mark McKinney
@mark_dmckinney
Superstore, Kids in the Hall, SNL, Slings & Arrows, Less Than Kind & 'Mark McKinney Needs a Hobby' @CTV INSTAGRAM @mark_dmckinney
Papa Johns
@papajohns
Better Ingredients. Better Pizza.®
mostly over there now: ugarles.bsky.social
@ugarles
Lawguy @ALABSeries and @HostilePodcast (law + City Saint/Country Saint, a football pod) RIP Mic Dicta Writing/Pods UgArchive: linktr.ee/ugarles he/him
Michael Schaub
@michaelschaub
Book critic (@nprbooks, etc.), @KirkusReviews contributing writer, @bookcritics vice president, nervous, sleepy. He/him. [email protected].
Quaker Oats
@quaker
Welcome to the grain attraction 🥣🌾
Joel Osteen
@joelosteen
Inspiring people to reach their dreams and live their best life. Download the latest episode of the #JoelOsteenPodcast today!
Subway®
@subway
we don’t play about meal of the day
Dairy Queen
@dairyqueen
85 YEARS TASTES GOOD🍦
NRA
@nra
The NRA is America's longest-standing civil rights organization. #NRA #2A
Coca-Cola
@cocacola
Real Magic is only a sip away.
Tropicana
@tropicana
Every glass of Tropicana is filled with a million sips of sunshine. Tropicana. Sip Your Sunshine.
Dr. Mehmet Oz
@droz
Personal Account of @DrOzCMS. Heart surgeon. Emmy Award winning TV host empowering millions to take control of their health.
Crocs
@crocs
Follow if you're a real fan
Wendy’s
@wendys
We like our tweets the way we like our fries: hot, crispy, and better than anyone expects from a fast food restaurant.
RadioShack
@radioshackusa
Visit our official website at radioshack.com
Frito-Lay
@fritolay
Sharing Frito-Lay news, good food, and fun for any occasion!
Disney
@disney
Time to stand out for A Goofy Movie's 30th anniversary.
McDonald's
@mcdonalds
now generating @aminecraftmovie meal + happy meal
Applebee's Grill + Bar
@applebees
head-turnin’ sizzle 🔥
Staples
@staplesstores
Target
@target
When you go to Target for 280 characters or less... Have a question? @AskTarget
Burger King
@burgerking
Burger King U.S. Official Account.
Mark Halperin
@markhalperin
If you see a turtle on a fence post.... For conversations like no other: @2WAYtvapp Sign up now for Concierge Coverage walkingduck.com/mark
Ann Coulter
@anncoulter
Author. NEW SUBSTACK: anncoulter.substack.com
Bank of America News
@bofa_news
The power to get the latest news and information and stay connected with Bank of America.
Beefy Crunch Movement
@bcbmovement
Dedicated to the burrito with Flamin' Hot Fritos at Taco Bell. #BeefyCrunchMovement | beefycrunchmovement.com #9Tattoos #66000FansOnFacebook #12Years
Buffalo Wild Wings
@bwwings
Official Sports Bar of March Madness®
Jaguar
@jaguar
Copy nothing.
Duchess Goldblatt
@duchessgoldblat
BECOMING DUCHESS GOLDBLATT (HMH; 2020). Beloved inspirational author of FEASTING ON THE CARCASSES OF MY ENEMIES: A LOVE STORY; AN AXE TO GRIND.
SpaghettiOs
@spaghettios
#UhOhSpaghettiOs You've reached the official SpaghettiOs twitter! Open up a can & let the fun begin!
AUTHOR In Your MFA
@guyinyourmfa
Two re-writes away from finishing the great American novel. Maybe about a 20-something in Brooklyn? Repped by @danaschwartzzz
Kirk Cameron
@kirkcameron
Husband. Father. Actor. Filmmaker. Author
Re-employedDonDraper
@unemployeddon
I'm Don Draper, Partner and Creative Director at SC&P. Again. Ruined Lou Avery's career and defeated Jim Cutler. #MadMen
Epcot Centre
@epcotcentre
telephone: 1-800-EPCOT◻️media inquiries: @chrismurphyusa
Nihilist Arby's
@nihilist_arbys
Officially, I have nothing to do with arby's. Unofficially, everything is nothing. Eat Arby's