if my mom finds out i’m cooked

she found out

Saved her contact as mirage cause that top mid

cash payments r free

fried asf staring at the new mr beast vid w a smile on my face like

cherki bro

we rlly here for the iphone and the .5 camera and the air fryers we r so blessed

i got ur girl lint rolling the hair off my sweatshirt

When you find out she a hoe but you already 6 months in the relationship

it’s 4/20 i’m so getting stoned after this homework assignment

can we bring back maresca at all or is that bridge actually burned

one of my ex’s brothers was a wolves fan hold that CHAMPIONSHIP RELEGATION BITCH

me and my sister only have one tomodachi life game for the 3ds and i was going to let her have it and buy another but that game is literally $200 now

honestly an embarrassment bro

idgaf if he a whore my son better not be low elo

had a dream i had sex w the work wife and she just kept saying i was average

i don’t think i’m ever drinking again

lorax playing minecraft for the first time “wait wait u said i have to punch a WHAT??”

crying to yung lean yeah im gangster

slapping my beer gut like a proud mother rn