Fuck money get bitches… jk 😂 Pay your bills folks.

AD Rick George has named COACH PRIME COACH PRIME to be the 28th full-time head football coach at CU. Welcome Coach Prime to Colorado! 📝 cubuffs.com/coachprime

How the solar system travels through the galaxy!

I can’t help but wish he was still somehow a wolverine but I’ll be damned if I’m not a Joe milton #5 fan flat out.

#thedon #GoBlue

Geno Smith

Goose = weapons grade pigeon

NFL meeting wild card week

This is me after 1 dose of Pfizer on 1/5/2021 in the hospital. I was a very healthy 45 year old who managed a surgery center. Two years later I am still having major issues

The best jokes are the ones that get you in trouble.

What’s your favorite pop? And why Jarritos pineapple?

I can’t follow “red flag” relationship accounts because I treat them like the classifieds.

“There are plenty of fish in the sea.” There is also an island of trash the size of Texas.

There are very few sensations better than sorting your laundry and having a mate for every sock.

Be afraid of the anger of kind people:

Life keeps giving me lemons. I just keep mixin’ em in my drink.

They know exactly what they’re doing

Aaron Rupar Mike "Mayonnaise is really spicy" Pence.

I can categorically prove I don’t have commitment issues. I have been a Detroit Lions fan for over thirty straight years.