this being how i found out i saw david corenswet in community theater hairspray

God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.

we gotta get chris briney to andrew garfield’s guy in turkey

breaking bad walked so the summer i turned pretty could run

as an ontologically evil organization i do not feel that the mets deserve ice cream helmets let alone ice cream helmet merch

not even an hour into family vacation and my father has already asked “what is a ‘do a lip a’”

if the ben platt cover of diet pepsi hits touchtunes i am going on the bender to end all benders this weekend

haven’t seen one of those twitter threads of the best 30 rock one liners if anyone wants to get that done

the best part of crippling depression is that i’m naturally super lazy so it’s nice to just lean into that for a week or two

the biggest pop star in the world is about to have a delco sister-in-law who rides for the eagles harder than anyon i've ever seen and i'm supposed to think philadelphia is not the center of the universe?

It would be soooooo funny if Trump decided to show her up by dying

Was I…. Right

I get so focused on Braves fans that I always forget there’s actually a second pro stadium full of hicks doing the chop.

saw this and felt compelled to show all of you

apparently consistently wanting to go to bed at 5:45 pm is “concerning” and i might be “having a depressive episode”

do you ever take a closer look at something you see every day and it absolutely takes your breath away? like it’s so crazy that this majestic bright blue bird lives in my backyard and i never give it a second thought. life!

wicked for good begs the question… would you love me if i were a scarecrow

the prophet Defunctland

the world you remember no longer exists